dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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