I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
