It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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