you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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