btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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