I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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