You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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