he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
