great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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