I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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