ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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