And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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