thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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