Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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