I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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