I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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