the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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