My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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