3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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