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(614): View more from Ohio

youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.

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(913): View more from Kansas

This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.

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(517): View more from Michigan

it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were

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(416): View more from Toronto

I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.

(905): View more from Ontario

Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife

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(850): View more from Florida

you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.

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