i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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