You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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