I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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