Sry I called you an 8
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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