i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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