Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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