He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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