I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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