So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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