You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Your penis caused this!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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