Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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