He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
