Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
