So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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