I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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