we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
