Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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