Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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