Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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