another moral hangover. fuck.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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