My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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