I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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