Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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