First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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