you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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