Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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