there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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