With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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