It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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