Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
false alarm. still invincible.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I need to align my fucking chakras
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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