I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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