girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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