we're blogging at a bar
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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