these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
